Alabama A&M Jokes

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Alabama A&M Jokes

Joke #20 Q: What do you call a good looking girl on the locationname campus?
A: A visitor.
Joke #19 Q: How do you keep a Alabama A&M Bulldogs player out of your driveway?
A: Put up a basketball net.
Joke #18 Q: How do you starve a Alabama A&M Bulldogs football player?
A: Hide the recruiting cash in his textbook!
Joke #17 Q: What do I have in common with the Alabama A&M Bulldogs?
A: In March we’ll both be watching the college basketball tournament on television.
Joke #16 Q: What is the biggest challenge keeping Bulldogs basketball players from graduating?
A: Finding the class room.
Joke #15 Q: How many locationname freshmen does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. That is a sophomore course.
Joke #14 Q: What is the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead Alabama A&M Bulldogs fan in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog!
Joke #13 Q: What is the difference between a Alabama A&M Bulldogs fan and a pot hole?
A: I would swerve to avoid the pot hole!
Joke #12 Q: Whats the difference between the Alabama A&M Bulldogs and a mosquito?
A: A mosquito stops sucking.
Joke #11 Q: If you have a car containing a Bulldogs power forward, a Bulldogs point guard, and a Bulldogs center, who is driving the car?
A: The cop.
Joke #10 Q: What do the Alabama A&M Bulldogs and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
Joke #9 Q: What is the difference between a Bulldogs fan and a baby?
A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.
Joke #8 Q: Why do Bulldogs fans like smart women?
A: Opposites attract.
Joke #7 Q: Ice is no longer available in the drinks at the cafeterias at locationname?
A: The senior who knew the recipe graduated.
Joke #6 Q: Why are Alabama A&M Bulldogs fans unable to use 911 in an emergency?
A: Because they cannot find “eleven” on the phone dial.
Joke #5 Q: How did the Alabama A&M Bulldogs fan die from drinking milk?
A: The cow fell on him!
Joke #4 Q: Why did locationname disband its water polo team?
A: All the horses drowned.
Joke #3 Q: How do you make a Bulldogs fan laugh on Monday?
A: Tell him a joke on Friday!
Joke #2 Q: What do locationname students use for birth control?
A: Their personalities.
Joke #1 Q: What is the difference between Alabama A&M Bulldogs cheerleaders and The Titanic?
A: Only 1,000 went down on The Titanic.
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